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Monday, April 25, 2011

DVD Review - Street Wars (2011)

Street Wars, 2011.

Directed by Keoni Waxman.
Starring Steven Seagal, Kyle Cassie & Peter Graham-Gaudreau.

Steven Seagal's Street Wars
SYNOPSIS:

Elijah Kane (Steven Seagal), the head of a crack undercover police unit, leads his team in a race against time to bring to justice the cold blooded gang flooding the Seattle streets with a lethal drug.

Steven Seagal's Street Wars
Steven Seagal has ventured from movies into the world of TV with varying success. Of late, big Papa has looked a little weary in his film outings. When once he snapped many a neck with aplomb and gusto, he now doesn’t seem to have much heart for the job in hand. Obliterating evil doers just doesn’t seem to fill Steve-o with the sense of pride and fulfilment that it used to. Seagal’s first foray into TV, was the reasonably successful fly on the wall docu, Lawman. The show, kind of like Cops, with Steven Seagal, followed the ponytailed Adonis (well, if you believe Seagal himself!) around during his shifts as a genuine member of the Sherrif’s department. It was a little put on, a little stagey, but then again, most reality shows these days are. But on a side note, would you want to get arrested by Steven Seagal? Certainly, if Out For Justice was anything to go by, resisting arrest would be a bad idea. Following Lawman, Seagal opted to portray a fictional detective as well in True Justice.

True Justice is pretty much your middle of the road cop show. It aspires to be something better than what it is, but sadly, is just a pale imitation of far, far better shows. Not a patch on high end shows such as 24, this delivers little more than perfunctory entertainment. Much like Seagal’s movie career has descended into low-rent his TV career, at least fictional, has started that way. It’s hardly a step up. Despite Seagal’s creative input as show creator and writer, his performance in the central role, is lacking in much enthusiasm. Or perhaps anything noticeable, but then again… this is Steven Seagal we’re talking about. The man has three facial expressions, all of which register some degree of quiet, seething contempt.

Street Wars, a feature length episode from the first series, sees Seagal on the trail of drug dealers and rogue DEA agents in part one of this paint by numbers thriller. At 90 minutes, and half a story, Street Wars drags and meanders its way through a lot of muddled plotting. The storytelling is dire, with little cohesion to speak of, nor intelligence or logic. As a film of its own Street Wars doesn’t really work, nor does it actually go anywhere before its abrupt end, which for a Seagal action film, is sorely lacking in a finale. This is a problem sometimes in releasing feature length TV episodes as stand-alone features, if they require a previous or subsequent instalment to make sense. In this regard especially, fans of Seagal, picking this up expecting a complete film, may be disappointed. Though in actuality, fans should be more disappointed with the lack of action.

The cast are all cardboard cut outs. A veritable collection of clichéd personalities, be it on Seagal’s unit, or the bad guys. Indeed, we never get properly introduced to the bad guy in Street Wars (who I believe is known as “Bald guy in car”). And as it transpires, he may in fact be working for a big boss above him, who we only hear by voice towards the end. It’s all very ambiguous. In part intentional, as of course it’s only half way into the story (though the cover art and DVD menu don’t actually let you know this). However, having not watched the series, for all I know this could be the end of the story anyhow. Mostly though, this is a poorly written mess, where narrative structure plays no part.

Seagal himself seems only a little more engaged than usual. His character, Elijah Kane though, comes across as unlikeable and unrealistic. He’s just too damn good and everyone else a little bit shit. Kane knows everything and needs to inject no effort into anything he does, including speaking. If there’s a trap set for him, he knows well in advance. If a building is booby trapped, he knows and can dismantle it with consummate ease. Okay, this may well be standard Seagal character traits, as is his invincibility in combat, but it’s tiresome to have someone so infallible. Hell, Kane can even effortlessly pull stunning women over 30 years his junior. It’s almost caricature, and his sage, wise characteristics as leader of the group, always seem unrealistic or lazy. The Elijah Kane big book of wisdom and sage advice, is a book not worth reading, I can assure you. Largely down to his character reeking of a pure Seagal ego trip. It borders on moronic how lazy the characterisation of the shows lead is.

As a fan of Seagal’s earlier, meat and potatoes work, it frustrates me seeing him in such low rent fare. The action is sparse, poorly conceived and flatly edited. Occasional orgasmic bursts of avid farting are jarring and out of place, while the poor attempt at CSI style gloss, just doesn’t work on Walmart budget. This isn’t the Seagal of old who conceived such brilliant set pieces as the bar fight in Out For Justice, or a three on one escape in Marked For Death. There’s no rhythm nor imagination, nor gritty reality to the action, nor any visual punch due to very tight filming and frantic editing, making the action (and no doubt Seagal’s doubles) indiscernible. Sadly, I can’t recommend this, even to the undemanding of genre fans. For a better example in Seagal’s recent history, check Pistol Whipped. Otherwise stick to his golden period of Under Siege and before.

Tom Jolliffe

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

DVD Review - Fists of Rage (2006)

Fists of Rage a.k.a. Honor, 2006.

Directed by David Worth.
Starring Jason Barry, Russell Wong, Roddy Piper and Linda Park.

Fists of Rage
SYNOPSIS:

Two street warriors come to understand that not every battle is fought for money or power.

Fists of Rage
Familiarity can be a good thing. An old pair of trainers that fit smoothly and snugly to your cheese hooves, and feel as if at one with your flesh. It’s comfortable, it’s nice, and it’s safe. Trouble is, familiarity also breeds boredom. Those trainers now look dull, lifeless, and ready for the dustbin. They smell a bit too much. Fists of Rage isn’t the safe old pair of trainers you still love, and want to wear again and again. Fists of Rage is the whiffy pair, with holes in the lining, worn laces and a colour that’s turned from fresh white, to baby sick over the course of a few hundred jogs round the park. Fists follows standard fighting film formula, never doing anything new, nor never really tapping into the audiences sense of nostalgia and comfort.

Former neighbourhood friends, Gabriel and Ray have been apart since their late teens. Since that time, Ray, has become a drug lord and runs the town, whilst Gabriel has been serving in the military. When Gabriel returns, Ray wants him to join him and fight for him, because of course, Gabe is the best of the best when it comes to kicking ass and taking names. Gabriel refuses, putting his friends and family at risk. And… yep, right up until the inevitable showdown. This is standard fare, under the direction of David Worth, who is best known as the cinematographer of Van Damme’s Bloodsport and as director of Van Damme’s Kickboxer. When it comes to standard fighting films, he should know his stuff and deliver the goods. Unfortunately not.

The major problem is the lack of any decent action. The fights are uninspired, and the direction, editing and sound all lacklustre, meaning the punch has no punch! Worse still, leading man Jason Barry (Gabriel) is heavily doubled throughout. What has happened here, is the one break away from routine for this film, was to hire an “actor” as opposed to a martial artist. Now this is a fight film, so ideally, the leading man should be doing the fighting himself. It would make filming them easier, without the need to try to hide a double. The casting decision is also made more ponderous by Barry’s rote performance. It’s totally one note to say the least. He’s given little to do besides scowl his way through the movie like a moody adolescent. It shouldn’t be called Fists of Rage, it should be called Fists of Sullenness, or better yet, Fists of Irritable Bowel Syndrome!

Elsewhere the cast is okay. Russell Wong makes a serviceable bad guy, though his role is painfully generic, as are most of his performance quirks. He reels off a whole host of bad guy cliches. Everything from stance, holding of gun, the way he sniffs aggressively before saying something threatening, to the tried and tested “really mean stare.” Roddy Piper tries his best to elevate his scenes. He’s actually pretty good here, and Piper in fairness has some charisma on screen. Best shown in They Live of course, but Roddy has been a little unfortunate to have stayed persistently within the B, C movie categories. He’s not too bad an actor on his day. Certainly he’s the best actor on display in this by some distance.

In actuality, this film was released five years ago in the States, with a different title (Honor), but has only just made it’s merry way UK side. It comes as little surprise it’s not come over here at breakneck speed though, the film is utterly forgettable, and surprisingly lacklustre given the experience of its director. We’re not talking Spielberg here, but David Worth should be able to deliver something more entertaining than this, whilst if he did have a say in casting, should have got a more suitable leading man. The action scenes aren’t entirely terrible, and this might appease the more undemanding genre fans, but on the whole, it’ll probably disappoint. It is out of date as it is, and just looks very shop worn indeed. Not really one to recommend sadly. Take your fists of rage to the oldies section and hire out Bloodsport or Kickboxer instead.

Tom Jolliffe

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

DVD Review - Circle of Pain (2010)

Circle of Pain, 2010.

Directed by Daniel Zirilli.
Starring Tony Schiena, Dean Cain, Bai Ling, Heath Herring and Kimbo Slice.

Circle of Pain
SYNOPSIS:

When a friendly sparring session between an MMA champion and his best buddy goes horribly wrong, a ruthless promoter discovers a golden opportunity to set up a lucrative ‘dream clash’ between him and the fearsome new and undefeated title holder.

Circle of Pain
As something of an expert in action movies of all levels, I took up the challenge to watch and review Circle of Pain. My first impressions looking at the artwork, were that this would involve fighting and pain. True, and true! I was also under the impression that Kimbo Slice would be the star of the film as he takes centre stage on the cover. However by the time the credits were rolling, Kimbo, who for those who don’t know, is a UFC fighter, had appeared briefly in two scenes. Now you kind of get how little the remainder of the cast are as a selling point for the movie. That may well be harsh on poor old Dean Cain (Superman in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman) who appears in a fairly significant role.

So I plopped in the disc, pretty much knowing what to expect, having seen a vast array of fight based films, from Bloodsport, to eight (yes eight) Bloodfist films. Believe me, when it comes to action films, I’ve taken some punishment, and I’ve done my time. Why? I have no idea! But I’ve seen more Don “The Dragon” Wilson films than any man really should. Circle Of Pain follows a classic formula. Once great fighting champ, who disappeared from the game because of a tragic incident, is called back in for another fight, against the current big dog of the circuit. It’s kind of Rocky Balboa, but with Kimbo Slice (sorry, I just like typing Kimbo Slice, because it’s a brilliant name!) appearing briefly to start a fight with the lead. Of course there’s blackmail to force the reluctant fighter back in, and then we also have obligatory training scenes. Sadly in Circle Of Pain there’s not a torture device in sight, or any bamboo, or even a shot of an eagle who somehow shares a spiritual connection with the lead. It’s all rather uninspiring. The film has no momentum and never really knows how to get from A-B.

Now it is quite clear, that I didn’t think too much of Circle Of Pain. It’s pretty awful. I’ve watched films as bad, some worse, that I actually enjoyed though. The biggest problem is the lead, Tony Schiena. For a time in the late 80’s, and early 90’s, with the dawn of video, any one with a black belt and/or six pack, could become an action star it seemed. To follow in the wake of Van Damme, Seagal and Norris, there were a vast array of kickboxing stars, such as Michael Dudikoff, Don “The Dragon” Wilson, Olivier Gruner, Billy Blanks, Gary Daniels, Lorenzo Lamas, Mark Dacascos, Jeff Speakman and Jeff Wincott. Most of these guys were horrible actors true, and often charisma voids as well. However they all had fairly lengthy careers in the video market. Why? Granted there was more demand back then for these kind of films, but also they all had a certain star power with them. Yes I have just said that Jeff Wincott had star power! I don’t care! But he kind of did. Had he not, he would never have done so many action films as a leading man, including a few sequels. Say what you will about Don Wilson as a thespian, but the guy had enough viewers to warrant eight Bloodfist films, two Cybertracker films and two Ring Of Fire films. Tony Schiena however, may well be one of the dullest action men I’ve ever seen. It’s harder to launch yourself these days in comparison to the early 90’s, true, but this guy I’m pretty sure will never have a fan base to sustain himself as a leading action man. He appeared alongside Van Damme in Wake Of Death, and in a supporting role, he wasn’t too bad. I then spotted him in a film, his first leading role, called The Number One Girl, which was even worse than this. It was that film I new for sure, he’d not become the new Lorenzo Lamas (I love name checking B-movie video action stars!). In fact whilst watching this film with my brother we both decided that Tony Schiena is the poor mans Jeff Wincott. Circle of Pain is the first action lead role he’s had since his previous, five years ago.

The remainder of the cast do little to inspire. Dean Cain is okay, but perhaps made to look a lot better than he is due to the other supporting players. He’s got little in the way of character though, playing Wyatt, the best friend of Dalton (Schiena), wheelchair bound after a sparring session between the two got out of hand. Question: Is there anything Ling Bai won’t appear in? This lady is totally fucknuts, and will do appear in as wide a budget range as you can think of. Not only that, despite this film being so pointless and low rent, she still finds time to get her kit off, so it would appear it doesn’t cost much to get Ling Bai out of her clothes. Needless to say she’s terrible in this, though because she’s well known for being nuttier than a squirrel turd in real life, there’s something strangely compelling about her performance at the same time. The antagonist of the piece is played by another UFC fighter, Heath Herring, who though bad, at least managers to come across as a mean S.O.B.

The fight scenes are also disappointing. The trouble is they look slow, cumbersome and rehearsed. This isn’t always a terrible thing in a fight film when it comes to standard Kickboxer style fights. But they’ve gone for UFC style fighting here and there’s none of the blood and thunder, nor intensity of being in the circle of pain. There’s no energy in the fights, and that’s not helped in the slightest by dire editing and poor sound. Films like this normally live or die by their fight scenes. Even if they are completely terrible, there’s something comical to be taken from that. Many a Don the Dragon film has been so bad it’s funny. This film is just plain old, mind numbingly, bad!

All in all, Circle Of Pain isn’t a film to recommend. Not even for die hard action fans, nor even MMA fans. Beer fuelled enjoyment of this piece isn’t even an option for a lads night in. It won’t excite or even (unintentionally) amuse. With a total lack of star power, excitement and originality, this is a rather pointless use of film. Go watch Bloodfist 2 instead.

Tom Jolliffe

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Everyone's Favourite Dutchman: The Cult of Rutger Hauer

Tom Jolliffe with a retrospective on the career of cult actor Rutger Hauer...

Rutger HauerIn a career that has encompassed indie, cult, mainstream, and cinema from a range of different countries, Rutger Hauer has offered movie audiences a vast array of characters, in an eclectic grouping of genres. Born in Holland, Hauer was something of a scallywag as a youth. Troubled, rebellious, unpredictable. Stints in the army and in psychiatric institutions followed his young life before becoming an actor. As an actor too, he’s remained somewhat rebellious and unpredictable. His choices have raised eyebrows. As for his on set antics? He’s well known for his intensity. Very much a method actor, Hauer gets under the skin of his characters, bringing to his roles, especially his most memorable turns a depth beyond what’s on the page. Often his fellow actors have felt actual intimidation when Hauer gets in the shoes of his darker characters.

Not only does Hauer put himself into his characters intently, he does so with aplomb. Hauer is not simply a deep thinker, he’s a very capable actor. The places he goes to, the emotions he dredges up, work. Even in some of the low rent films he’s appeared in, Hauer offers something to the audience, and a certain energy that suggests he’s embellishing the writing.

Despite his ability, Hauer has remained a cult artist though. Rising in prominence in his homeland, alongside Dutch compatriot, Paul Verhoeven, Hauer gained a reputation as a promising young actor, in particular when working with Verhoeven. Turkish Delight brought the two together having previously worked on TV show Floris, and it was Soldier of Orange (a film that perfectly demonstrates his ability as a leading man) that helped really catch the attention of the world for Hauer, and indeed Verhoeven. It was enough to give Hauer his break into American cinema, with Sly Stallone’s somewhat forgotten action thriller, Nighthawks (which incidentally is a re-working of what was going to be The French Connection 3). Though Nighthawks is a somewhat formulaic film, it remains reasonably effective thanks to it’s cast, but in most part down to Hauer’s scene stealing turn as Wulfgar. Wulfgar is almost a pre-cursor to Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman in Die Hard). Though Wulfie lets himself down when he somehow gets fooled by Sly Stallone (sporting full on Jesus beard) dressed as a woman! Still, the intensity offered by Hauer made the film more exciting than it may have been without such a strong villain.

Blade RunnerTwo years later came Hauer’s career high, at the time and indeed still to this day. It was of course, Blade Runner. This was big budget, coming out in a year stuffed with big blockbuster movies. This was the early 80’s, with cinema still riding the escapist blockbusting waves of Star Wars. Spielberg was at his apex having delivered sharks, aliens and Mr Jones to movie going audiences. Blade Runner was supposed to tap into this and deliver the studio huge gate receipts. But of course, it was not that sort of movie, despite the concepts, designs, and big budget. Mis-marketing, and a theatrical cut with too much push and pull from different corners, meant that Blade Runner was a financial disaster and critical bomb on its initial release. This was all the more saddening given the many great aspects of the film that got overlooked, particularly with award recognition. Be it Jorden Cronenworth’s cinematography, which should have swept up all the majors, to Vangelis’ unique and brilliant score, the film to an extent was brushed under the carpet. It did no great favours for Hauer’s career.

It was Hauer who stole the movie. Of course in retrospect and with re-cuts since, Blade Runner is now considered a masterpiece. But Hauer should have ridden a bigger wave following the movie than he actually did. While other actors on set clashed with Ridley Scott, especially regarding his pre-occupation with the visuals, Hauer relished being left to his own devices. Consistently thinking outside the box, and immersing himself into such a unique character, so completely, Hauer perfectly brings to life Roy Batty. It’s a fantastic performance that, had the film not misfired so much, could have earned him a slew of award nominations, even deservedly an Oscar nomination. Batty was something new, with a performance that gave the character a sense of existence, reality. The replicants are amped up in every regard. They’re on fast forward. “The light that burns twice as bright, burns for half as long.” Hell, they’ve been switched to 11! Stronger, quicker, but with only a four year lifespan. They consume their emotional experience at speed. It’s like they take in their childhood in one lump. As such they are prone to uncontrollable emotional responses, with an inability to properly consider. We see fits of rage, uncontrolled. It’s through inexperience mixed with experience too quickly gathered. It’s also through chemical imbalance. The mood swings in some regards almost mirror that of side effects suffered by some steroid users. The replicants are not the bad guys, merely victims of their own existence. To effectively put this into character and onto screen with such believability and such power, is testament to Hauer’s performance. Despite the horrific actions, we sympathise for the replicants, Batty in particular, because they are the Frankenstein's Monsters. Hauer got himself to the point where he could act instinctively during his takes. When he could embellish and add a dash and stroke here and there, to paint Batty fully. It’s a work of art. Famously Hauer added his own finishing lines to Batty’s death, which brilliantly and poetically brings to a close his part in Blade Runner. “All these memories will be lost, like tears in rain.”

After Blade Runner, Hauer had a spate of pictures and diverse rolls in Hollywood. None were particularly successful films, including Sam Peckinpah’s final film, The Osterman Weekend, or fantasy film Ladyhawke. There was also a re-teaming with Paul Verhoeven in the controversial (a Verhoeven byword) Flesh and Blood. Hauer again showing his diversity throughout this period, and particularly in the case of Flesh and Blood, a penchant for darker characters. It was his next film that would become a real cult favourite though, and one in which Hauer adds almost a whole other level to the movie. This was The Hitcher.

The HitcherAs John Ryder, Hauer took the conventional stalking killer and added a mythical quality to him. Little is ever revealed about Ryder but Hauer invites the audience to second guess. The film itself was a low budget horror/thriller, designed with the dawn of the video market in mind perhaps, and in particular the mid 80’s love of the video nasty. This was a schlock piece, but has gained a cult following for several reasons. As Hauer himself describes the film, it’s “a fucked up fairytale.” There’s a ghostly quality to it, something almost metaphysical about Ryder. The movie contains a lot of visual symbolism, such as moments suggesting riding into hell as lead C. Thomas Howell enters not only into fog at night, but a forming of dark clouds in an otherwise hot, dry, blue skied desert. Indeed, the locales themselves suggest purgatory. In part filmmaker intent, and in part film student theorising of course, but it all adds another level to this film none-the-less. Aside it’s beautifully shot by director Robert Harmon and cinematographer John Seale. But of course it’s Hauer's menace and devil charm that make the film beyond what it really is. C. Thomas Howell (playing Jim Halsey) was actually afraid of Hauer on set. This tall, imposing Dutch guy with the steely glare, armed with a knife for their opening scene, who whilst in the moment decides off the cuff to catch a tear from Howell’s cheek on the blade. Again, as is his way, Hauer kept throwing in little touches to his character that just add more and more dimension to him as the film progresses. No matter how random, like waving a white handkerchief out the window of a pickup truck he’s just hitched a lift on (while Halsey tries to stop the driver exiting to an expected grisly end, as they disappear into a dust cloud for perhaps, or perhaps not, more symbolism), or the somewhat creepy reaction to getting spat in the face by Halsey, Hauers touches make Ryder ever more believable whilst ever more unique a character. The film as a whole feels very unique, and this was only emphasised by a completely derivative and woefully conventional remake recently.

Whilst The Hitcher divided opinion on release, it was a smash on video, and in time has become a cult favourite. Perhaps to the detriment of his career, Hauer wanted to move away from the antagonist roles he was most famous for (and most liked for) in Hollywood. In the late 80’s he had a string of fairly popular (particularly on video) action films, such as Wanted: Dead or Alive, Blind Fury and Salute Of The Jugger.

Moving into the 90’s Hauer found big screen roles beginning to dwindle following mis-fires like Split Second and the first incarnation of Buffy The Vampire Slayer (before the world was given Sarah Michelle Geller). To this point, Hauer hadn’t really been put of a truly successful blockbuster movie. Most of his successes were revisited films, be it Blade Runner's popularity rising thanks to video, and the 1992 Directors Cut re-release, or the success on video of The Hitcher. But to some extent to sustain a big screen career, you have to have big screen hits. Hauer’s never one to discriminate productions of any size when choosing roles that interest him either. He in fact turned down a bigger film with more money on offer to take on Nighthawks. He enjoys diversity and roles that give him something to play with. Throughout the 90’s he’s donned the cloths to play Priests and monks, and donned fangs to play vampires. He’s seen the past, present, future, from the arctic, to the forests, to the skies, he’s been almost everywhere.

Batman BeginsDespite some appalling additions to his CV in the late 90’s, and into the noughties, Hauer was prolific, but always reliable. He’s never one to particularly go through the motions. On occasions his characters may lack the Hauer intensity, when even Hauer can’t inject too much without the character becoming a cartoon. Sometimes for example a small cameo as a General can only offer so much range. In 2002, George Clooney brought Hauer back into the limelight in his directorial debut, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Clooney in fact, according to his DVD commentary, loved Rutger’s approach to acting. There wasn’t much direction needed, merely taking on board any of Rutgers embellishments, and allowing room to pull together the best bits in the editing room. Hauer’s screen time was short, but he makes the most of his brief scenes and his character really comes to life and stays in the memory. Memorable supporting roles would follow in Batman Begins, under the eye of Christopher Nolan (who went into the film, requesting all involved watched Blade Runner, which would act as the visual basis for his Batman film). He was then cast by Robert Rodriguez in Sin City. Whilst Hauer flits between bigger movies, indie movies, foreign movies and straight to video cheapies, he seems to be relishing the eclectic nature of his CV.

What is to come? Can Hauer find a mainstream role that will land him a top award? He has a Golden Globe to his name already for the TV movie Escabe From Sobibor, but perhaps like Mickey Rourke who came back with a bang in The Wrestler, Hauer just needs someone brave enough to cast him in something that will get the Oscar voters' attention. Until that time, second guessing the next film in line on Hauer’s plate will always be a challenge, though as a fan, I’m most looking forward to Hobo With A Shotgun (yes really! Hobo With A Shotgun!). Hauer will also line up alongside Anthony Hopkins for The Rite. Above all though, it would be a shame for Hauer not to get the credit he deserves as an actor.

Tom Jolliffe

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

British Cinema: Withnail & I (1987)

Withnail & I, 1987.

Directed by Bruce Robinson.
Starring Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths and Ralph Brown.


SYNOPSIS:

Two unemployed and down-on-their-luck actors take a holiday in the countryside. Trapped inside a dank, empty cabin with an endless downpour of heavy rain, the two men form a complicated bond fuelled by booze, disaster, and nihilism.


British cinema has always prided itself on providing the gritty, realistic, earthy, antithesis to Hollywood cinema. Kitchen sink realism, working class folk, the struggle against the drudgery of life, the bleakness of the wet and windy landscape, and the longing for greener grass. Far less often than American cinema is prone to, British cinema will not glamorise the surroundings and situations. The locales become an integral part of the films, almost as an extra character. Such examples could include Get Carter. The setting evoking a time and place brilliantly, with no sprinklings of Hollywood glitz and style. I’m all for a lavish epic such as The Godfather, but to me it all looks too good, where-as in the apex of Brit cinema, I think we can ground the audience into the settings very well. Maybe that’s down to smaller budgets, meaning more use of natural light, on location shoots, or less time for set ups, and perhaps also because of that, more emphasis on characterisation and often a feeling of intimacy in our best cinema. Naked by Mike Leigh another example. Ranking up high in the pantheon of great British cinema is Withnail & I.

It is a film that has achieved cult status. It’s a favourite amongst students, particularly film students. Now that might not be the best endorsement, but for once those beer-swilling, debt laden, tax-dodging young folk are quite right. Withnail is indeed a cinematic triumph. It’s a simple tale to say the least. This isn’t a film with an emphasis on the plot, it’s purely character based. It could quite easily translate to a theatre production without losing much at all. There’s a central core of two characters, with an additional couple of key roles also thrown in.

As two out of work actors who decide to escape the grimy surrounds of home in London, to a country cottage holiday in Penryth, Paul McCann (as I) and Richard E Grant (Withnail), both shine. McCann’s character is neurotic, nervy, tetchy, and a hypochondriac. As Withnail, Grant is a preening, posturing, pompous, obnoxious, melodramatic ham. Quite an odd couple, but with fantastic chemistry. The relationship between the two is of enduring, of two men in the same boat, floating through life as non-entities. In particular, Withnail holds Marwood (I’s given name but never referred to in the film) back. Indeed there’s a sense that Withnail is either a wasted talent, or someone who’s enormous opinion of his own talent is very wide of the mark. McCann and Grant are both exceptional here, brilliantly crafting their characters. The film is of course very funny, but the underlay of poignancy running through the film rests on the ability of the cast to make, particularly in the case of Withnail being such a vile character at times, the audience empathise. Both actors achieve this with aplomb, with Grant in particular delivering a performance more than worthy of an Oscar nomination (though sadly ignored at the time).

Elsewhere in support is Ralph Brown, as Danny the drug dealer. He almost borders on ridiculous in his creation, but Brown is so into the role, the nature of the character and time the film is set, manages to make him wholly believable. Eminently quotable, he flits in and out of the film brilliantly. Of equal brilliance to Richard E Grant is Richard Griffiths as Uncle Monty. Monty is a work of artistic brilliance. From conception, to writing, to the performance, it’s a wonderful bit of character work, beautifully played by Griffiths. Sad and tragic, and something of a fool and a letch it’s an example of acting that any upcoming thesp should aspire to. Like Grant, Griffiths would have been thoroughly deserving of an Oscar nomination at the time. There’s such poignancy with Monty. He’s equally ridiculous as a person as he is tragically and desperately (and destined to remain) alone.

The brilliance of the film also rests in its unconventional style. As a plot outline it probably doesn’t look much, but it’s filled with so many morsels of brilliant humour, and characterisation. Bruce Robinson as writer and director, manages to craft a film that doesn’t follow conventional formula, or film-making text book. Scenes play out like mini-plays. Dialogue isn’t here to further plot. It’s almost like a collection of scenes, interactions, between the inhabitants. It’s great actors bringing to life moments in the lives of these characters, that somehow from start to finish connect, and move the film from a-b-c. It shouldn’t really work, but it does. The scene for example, with the now infamous line; “We demand the finest wines known to humanity! We want them here, and we want them now!” does little in furthering the story, but it’s brilliant none-the-less. At times too, the film looks beautiful. There’s some wonderful photography, and Robinson isn’t afraid to indulge in a few artful shots. It adds to the ambience, and again acts as a few extra brushstrokes that paint a picture of the films settings wonderfully. Really the film plays out like moments in someone’s life, and indeed it is part based on Robinson’s own experiences of the time. It’s less filmic, and more bio, given it a sense of reality and integrity. We’re given a collection of apathetic characters, who hardly aspire to much, don’t push to achieve much at all. Only Marwood ends the film with some form of hope, resolution, but that is as such, like real life. Not everyone can get the breaks, and not everyone steps out of their comfort zone to get them.

Aside from anything, perhaps the greatest strength of the film is in it’s humour. Wonderfully witty at times, and in others silly, subversive and sometimes bizarre, Withnail & I is packed full of fantastic dialogue and hilarious moments. Even at it’s most ridiculous it feels authentic. Most importantly is the fact that the film seems to get better with every repeat viewing. Having been a student of film myself, I relented and watched the film, almost as an obligation to my choice of study, upon countless recommendations from fellow students. On first viewing I liked it, but didn’t quite see why it was so highly regarded. However on second viewing the penny dropped, I got it, I could see why people quote it incessantly, attend conventions, apply it to drinking games. Every time I re-watch it’s as funny as before, and if not more. New morsels reveal themselves while certain moments enhance their standing in my favourite moments list.

But the film will stand the test of time because it so delightfully, brings to life a small group of colourful characters. It’s an example of going against the grain as a screenwriter, and something and budding writer should take note of. Without engaging characters you have lost your audience before the film has even started. In closing it would also be a travesty on my part not to mention the fantastic soundtrack too.

Tom Jolliffe

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Friday, October 1, 2010

Five Essential... Dolph Lundgren Films

Tom Jolliffe selects his Five Essential Dolph Lundgren films…

From duking it out with Sly Stallone, to being Master Of The Universe, to taking on intergalactic drug dealers (yes… really!) or tearing up the desert in a Ferrari, Dolph Lundgren has pretty much done it all in the action world. He’s fired an array of weapons, kick a multitude of assess, and despatched hundreds of disposable henchmen (his movie kill count dwarfs that of Arnold's and Sly's). With that in mind, and with my ridiculously vast knowledge of his CV, I give you the essential Dolph Lundgren!

5. I Come In Peace a.k.a. (and in my opinion much preferred) Dark Angel (1990, dir. Craig R. Baxley)

Dolph takes on a drug dealer from outer space. Said drug dealer is huge, making Lundgren look like Woody Allen. For me as a Lundgren fan, trying to bring others into the Lundgren world, I’ve always found this was an easy in for the non-affiliated. It’s cheesy, it’s ridiculous, but it’s action packed, and it’s funny. Lundgren gets great support by his comic relief partner Brian Benban as a stuffy, by the book FBI agent. The title itself refers to the Alien's only line of dialogue. “I come in peace.” he says, before inevitably killing the recipient of the line, and then ramming a spiking into their head to drain endorphins from the brain. That is until he dares utter the line to Lundgren, who delivers the payoff retort and despatch. See for yourself.

4. The Punisher (1989, dir. Mark Goldblatt)

Initially something of a disaster, the film’s popularity has grown over the years, aided by two poor attempts at re-launching the franchise in recent years. Lundgren remains the toughest Mr P though. The film itself is pure meat and potatoes old school action. There’s plenty of action too, and the body count is high. The fight scenes are well crafted, and grounded in reality. Lundgren’s martial arts prowess is put to good use here. Action aside the film is hit and miss, but there are some dramatic moments which work, and Lundgren is aided by a fine cast, including Jeroen Krabbe as the bad guy and Louis Gossett Jr. as his former partner. Lundgren effectively portrays Frank Castle as a soulless entity, drifting through the sewers just waiting for his moments to emerge and seek bloody revenge. While he’ll never be considered an accomplished actor, this is one of his better performances, and he also manages to raise his game when sharing the screen with the better co-stars.

3. Masters Of The Universe (1987, dir. Gary Goddard)

For many Lundgrenites, this would be the film that started the fandom. This was the case for me. Okay, it gets a lot of it wrong, and it’s clear with the benefit of adult judgement, that the film is set on Earth for no more reason than to save money, but, like a lot of these sort of films from the 80’s, there’s a real charm to it. Despite Cannon cost cutting, everyone involved tried their best to make something of the film. Lundgren makes a convincing cartoon hero with his physique, while Frank Langella is brilliant as Skeletor. He’s playing him almost as if he’s treading the boards, doing a Shakesperean villain. Langella gives an absolute masterclass in chewing scenery. Despite the Star Wars riffing, this is pretty fun even now, but for me carries such fond memories from childhood. As a kid this was my favourite film bar none.

2. Universal Soldier (1992, dir. Roland Emmerich)

Roland Emmerich spent most of the last 15 years destroying the world in a series of awful disaster movies. Lifeless, soulless, characterless. However before that, he did Universal Soldier. The premise simple. “Lets pit two action stars up against each other!” It works. Universal Soldier is great fun. Borrowing from Robocop and The Terminator, it delivers some brilliant set pieces and an underlying sense of humour. Van Damme plays the hero with a gormless and childlike quality which works well, particularly in scenes like the motel, or the diner scene. Lundgren is full blown Tom Berenger in Platoon and then some. He really immerses himself in the role and makes for a very effective villain, comfortably taking stealing the movie. If you’re looking for a simple piece of action entertainment with some imaginative carnage, all filmed in camera, then look no further.

1. Rocky IV (1985, dir. Sylvester Stallone)

Essentially an 85 minute music video, Rocky IV borders on cartoon at time. The concepts at play and the delivery were truly ludicrous, making one wonder just what the hell Stallone was thinking. However, Sly (like Rocky would) overcomes the hurdles to deliver a chest thumping piece of entertainment. The soundtrack is fantastic, as are the countless montages that accompany the songs and fill out the short running time. The fights are brutally brilliant and fantastically edited. I would even go as far as to say the film features the most stupendously pointless and inconceivable robot ever committed to film. It’s ridiculous. But as the larger than life, cartoony centre piece, Lundgren again steals the show, as the seemingly indestructible Ivan Drago, who with ease kills Apollo Creed. Can Rocky defeat the behemoth? Sly though always has you rooting for Rocky. He gets the bloody pumping, and the audience cheering in the Stallion's corner. The film is as good an example of style over substance as you’re likely to find, but it’s brilliant none-the-less and extremely easy to watch.

Honourable Mentions

Tough choices indeed, particularly for the number 5 spot, with Dark Angel pushed mightily close by Showdown In Little Tokyo and Men Of War. Other worthy mentions go to Army Of One (a.k.a. Joshua Tree), Red Scorpion, Universal Soldier: Regeneration and The Mechanik. There is of course The Expendables, but given it’s recentness it’s not quite at the re-visiting stage yet.

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Tom Jolliffe

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